This is my triple challenge song:
First, the #fake-band-impersonation challenge that I created: choose a random band from the "Fake band A is for ABBA" thread and write a song as them. I got "Varying Degrees of Legs" from @tjfafterdark, so I decided to record myself stomping my foot on my wooden deck, and have many layers combined together.
Second, the #cowcore challenge: write a song where the cowbell is the spotlight of the song. I drove all the way to the closest hardware store just so I could buy a cowbell for this song!
Third, the "Government Time Travel Policy Writing" challenge, which is not even a challenge, just a weird thread. But I love the concept, so I wanted to write some rules that would show up in a government time travel policy. The first two policies were suggested by friends on Twitter, the others I just made up on the spot.
Finally, this song also meets the requirement for "Challenge to do three or more challenges in one song".
Attention: if you travel back in time and earn income, but did not report it that year, you must file an amending form and pay taxes. Attention: all items brought forward or backwards in time must be checked through time travel customs. Thank you. Attention: traveling with sports manuals is strictly prohibited. Thank you. Attention: all travelers must have their memory wiped of all knowledge of bitcoin. Thank you. Attention: flight number 6176 is leaving 2 hours ago. Thank you. Attention: all travelers younger than 12 years must be accompanied by their future self. Thank you.